effin-loo-ah home | honors college | indiana university     How Effin' cool are you?     Please consider each of the following: Cool       Uncool   Red Swedish Fish   Sitting in a circle in class, facing all other classmates   Raising your hand to speak in class   Stories about adventures in Africa   Paying excessive amounts of money for an unused course reader   Calling an instructor by their first name   Approaching strangers to give them money   Lectures from instructors, day in and day out   Pronouncing the word egalitarian as "eagle-tarian"   Having soup at the beginning of class   Ignoring the fact that you just watched someone steal something from someone else’s bag   Following a syllabus strictly, day by day   Being able to "Moonwalk"   Dating somebody else in class   No guests are ever welcome to class, especially girlfriends and boyfriends   Eating during class time   Small, crappy classrooms, with friends   Turning on the air-conditioner an hour before class starts   Volunteering on a need-for-someone basis   Sitting in class, doing nothing

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